Look at those titles "Shooting foxes", "Wagging school", and "When I broke the office window". They are hilarious, so today I thought I would share my favourite - "The Sick Chook". (A chook is a chicken for my international readers)
(Murgatroyd the chicken?)
When the other chickens were fighting over the feed, the sick chook just sat.
Grandma crushed an asprin and put it on a teaspoon with some water. (look at that poor chook! - please consult your vet before doing this)
I held the chicken while grandma poured the asprin down the chook's throat.
(poor grandma looks like she is about to have a break down).